• Fury: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Steve: I did. I broke it.
  • Fury: No. No, you didn’t. Stark?
  • Tony: Don’t look at me. Look at Clint.
  • Clint: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Tony: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Clint: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Tony: Suspicious.
  • Clint: No, it’s not!
  • Bruce: If it matters, probably not…Natasha was the last one to use it.
  • Natasha: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Bruce: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Natasha: I use the wooden stirrers to kill people. Everyone knows that, Bruce!
  • Steve: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.
  • Fury: No. Who broke it?
  • Clint: [whispering] Sir, Thor’s been awfully quiet…
  • Thor: Really?!
  • Clint: Yeah, really!
  • Fury: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.


Sam Wilson is KIND OF NEW to this superhero deal!!!! 

[Knowing their luck, they get stuck solving a murder mystery or something]

Part 2 of doodlin out this post by actualmenacebuckybarnes. [Part 1]

Actual five year olds.



You’re wrong about me.

Reblogging for the tags

I was watching the Avengers when...

  • mom: is it even legal to have six Marvel characters in the same film?
  • me: duh, it's in the Constitution
  • mom: lol, where does it say that?


How Nick Fury Puts the Avengers to Sleep


i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

the avengers + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)